USA - 5642m - First Ascent: 1829
"Thick, creamy dollops of greek yogurt drizzled with a coulis of sweet forest fruits"
Fresh dollops of yiayia's greek yogurt made with the creamiest goats milk from pappou's faithful herd of ruminants, who are hand-fed only the freshest, crispiest organic grasses, milked each day by a nubile young milkmaid who drapes her lithe hands with silken gloves before gently tugging on each goat's tits to release the sweet nectar within.
Combined with a generous handful of precious, Fair Trade forest fruits, grown in the rich, loamy soils of Guatemala, hand-picked by laughing children and gently loaded onto the backs of sturdy donkeys who patiently transport them to the local shipping port where they are packed into oak crates and shuffled into the hold of a ramshackle old pontoon captained by a grizzly Guatemalan sailor known to all as Beardy Josè who braves the wild waves of the seven seas to float his precious cargo to Australia's golden shores.
|VG Ratio||85% (what's this?)|
|Inhale||sweet and tangy yogurt|
|Exhale||jellied berry finish, dollops of fresh cream|
|Pairings||imperial pale ale brewed by the novitiates of a 1,000 year old monastery in tibet|
|Steep Time||1-4 days (what's this?)|
|Contains propylene glycol, vegetable glycerin, natural and artificial flavours, and nicotine. Product is ready to vape, does not require any additional PG, VG, or nicotine.|